one of the ways you can tell i am a real bullshitter is that i was going to start this with “i saw a tiktok”. do as i say, not as i do! i saw somewhere (more nebulous and chic than saying “i saw a tiktok”) of a guy putting…

the song, if you want to listen to it — one of the things i am most Annoying about, if the scale of my loveable annoyingness can be quantified and/or measured, is music. it is the literal soundtrack to my life. i play the boy with the arab strap whenever i miss the bus. i partner a cursory indeed scroll…

i recently finished playing death stranding. i got told it was very much a “you’ll love it or hate it” affair. whenever i am told this about something, i always end up loving. the things i hate the most are the things that bore me. …

this shouldn’t be shocking news if you know me (or read this blog), but i watch a lot of tv. despite this, i’m not used to it not being very good! most of the time, when a show that i am watching ‘live’ (more, as it comes out) starts to…

i proclaim my status as a hater proudly. i see no reason to deny it, because sometimes you have to accept a bad part of yourself to focus on the good parts. also it is simply very fun to be a hater. to be honest, that’s probably this blog’s raison…

as someone who has, fortunately or unfortunately depending on one’s perspective, been born, i have a birthday. because i live in england (this is deeply unfortunate), i am aware of this fact, and care about it quite a bit. …

continuing on from my previous article, i have finally lost a little bit of the crazy {impossible} that went into that piece. in fact, i actually reread something i wrote for the first time ever so! i was at the end of my tether with photo dumps, and probably instagram…

if you have spent any time on instagram in the past whenever, you have probably stumbled upon the idea of a ‘photo dump’. you have probably posted one yourself. i have also posted a few! the whole aim of instagram, some would argue, is to simply dump photos! as a…

until i think for a better title, enjoy some blur i remain in a state of perpetual annoyance. this whole ‘blog’ {i guess? i think blog is a bit too archaic though, and i don’t take kindly to titling this under a different name, for fear of self-aggrandising a teensy…